A place you could live but you’ve never visited

If you’ve never heard me talk about France, are you really my friend???? If you’ve not, I really need to evaluate our friendship cos what???

My family is annoying as hell, so are other people’s family but I can’t relate with that do or die thingy. So I need to go to a place where I’m not accessible to them and can gauge how much accessibility they have to me (I don’t know if that makes sense). France seems like a good place to do that cos they’ll need a visa, interpreter or Google translator, and my address!

France has its capital city as the home of fashion. If anything, I’m interested in fashion. I love fashion. Where is a better place to learn the history of fashion than the home of fashion?

The idea of moving to a new place and learning a new language appeals to me a lot. Along the line of disappear and start afresh in a new country, a new city where nobody knows me. The fact that French is the language of love and one of the most romantic languages in the world makes it 100 times better.

My dream is to get rich and move to the South of France. A small cottage in a village or white beach house with few rooms. Just me, no family or roommates. Help comes over on scheduled days. Go into town only for groceries.

Also, the South of France is picturesque and very beautiful. A lot of the “handsome hot millionaires” in the romance novels we read in high school had their honeymoon in very cool quiet villages where no one was likely to hear their screams and waking up to fantastic views of the provinces, eating fresh fruits, dancing to country music and soaking in the pool. Who doesn’t want that???

Tell me one place you’ve not visited but would like to live!!!

P.S. if you’re trying to spend the rest of your life with me, get a place in Paris.